Killing Office Boredom

Here’s a classic move that I learned from highschool. It never gets too old for me, still brings me the cramped stomach because of laughing so hard, especially when I get to see the face of the person who will clean up the mess. Now that I get to take it to the office, let’s bust that ceiling out with wet tissues bwahaha.

It’s easy. Just follow the steps below:

1. Get an ample amount of tissue paper.
2. Crumple it.
3. Soak it in a body of water (i’d suggest to soak it on the toilet bowl for extra filthiness hehe).
4. Then discard the excess water.
5. With an ample amount of force, throw it on the ceiling.
6. Let it dry out.
7. Once dried, its gonna be hard to clean.

Hope you learned something from me my friend, and for that you will burn in hell or you get to clean it yourself when you get caught.
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